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;;; meese.el --- protect the impressionable young minds of America
;; This is in the public domain on account of being distributed since
;; 1985 or 1986 without a copyright notice.
;; Maintainer: FSF
;; Keywords: games
;;; Code:
(defun protect-innocence-hook ()
(let ((dir (file-name-directory buffer-file-name)))
(if (and (equal buffer-file-name (expand-file-name "sex.6" dir))
(file-exists-p buffer-file-name)
(not (y-or-n-p "Are you over 18? ")))
(progn
(clear-visited-file-modtime)
(setq buffer-file-name (expand-file-name "celibacy.1" dir))
(let ((inhibit-read-only t)) ; otherwise (erase-buffer) may bomb.
(erase-buffer)
(insert-file-contents buffer-file-name t))
(rename-buffer (file-name-nondirectory buffer-file-name))))))
(add-hook 'find-file-hooks 'protect-innocence-hook)
(provide 'meese)
;;; meese.el ends here
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