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| -rw-r--r-- | lisp/play/doctor.el | 18 |
1 files changed, 13 insertions, 5 deletions
diff --git a/lisp/play/doctor.el b/lisp/play/doctor.el index 943b6f39356..619203432d5 100644 --- a/lisp/play/doctor.el +++ b/lisp/play/doctor.el | |||
| @@ -1,5 +1,4 @@ | |||
| 1 | ;;; doctor.el --- psychological help for frustrated users. | 1 | ;;; doctor.el --- psychological help for frustrated users. |
| 2 | ;;; (censored version--see below) | ||
| 3 | 2 | ||
| 4 | ;; Copyright (C) 1985, 1987, 1994, 1996 Free Software Foundation, Inc. | 3 | ;; Copyright (C) 1985, 1987, 1994, 1996 Free Software Foundation, Inc. |
| 5 | 4 | ||
| @@ -29,14 +28,16 @@ | |||
| 29 | ;; phrase-production techniques similar to the classic ELIZA demonstration | 28 | ;; phrase-production techniques similar to the classic ELIZA demonstration |
| 30 | ;; of pseudo-AI. | 29 | ;; of pseudo-AI. |
| 31 | 30 | ||
| 32 | ;; This file has been censored by the Communications Decency Act. | 31 | ;; This file was for a while censored by the Communications Decency Act. |
| 33 | ;; Some of its features were removed. The law was promoted as a ban | 32 | ;; Some of its features were removed. The law was promoted as a ban |
| 34 | ;; on pornography, but it bans far more than that. The doctor program | 33 | ;; on pornography, but it bans far more than that. The doctor program |
| 35 | ;; did not contain pornography, but part of it was prohibited | 34 | ;; did not contain pornography, but part of it was prohibited |
| 36 | ;; nonetheless. | 35 | ;; nonetheless. |
| 37 | 36 | ||
| 37 | ;; The Supreme Court overturned the Communications Decency Act, but | ||
| 38 | ;; Congress is sure to look for some other way to try to end free speech. | ||
| 38 | ;; For information on US government censorship of the Internet, and | 39 | ;; For information on US government censorship of the Internet, and |
| 39 | ;; what you can do to bring back freedom of the press, see the web | 40 | ;; what you can do to protect freedom of the press, see the web |
| 40 | ;; site http://www.vtw.org/ | 41 | ;; site http://www.vtw.org/ |
| 41 | ;; See also the file etc/CENSORSHIP in the Emacs distribution | 42 | ;; See also the file etc/CENSORSHIP in the Emacs distribution |
| 42 | ;; for a discussion of why and how this file was censored, and the | 43 | ;; for a discussion of why and how this file was censored, and the |
| @@ -82,8 +83,6 @@ reads the sentence before point, and prints the Doctor's answer." | |||
| 82 | (setq mode-name "Doctor") | 83 | (setq mode-name "Doctor") |
| 83 | (turn-on-auto-fill) | 84 | (turn-on-auto-fill) |
| 84 | (doctor-type '(i am the psychotherapist \. | 85 | (doctor-type '(i am the psychotherapist \. |
| 85 | for your protection, i have been censored according to | ||
| 86 | the Communications Decency Act \. | ||
| 87 | ($ please) ($ describe) your ($ problems) \. | 86 | ($ please) ($ describe) your ($ problems) \. |
| 88 | each time you are finished talking, type \R\E\T twice \.)) | 87 | each time you are finished talking, type \R\E\T twice \.)) |
| 89 | (insert "\n")) | 88 | (insert "\n")) |
| @@ -605,6 +604,7 @@ reads the sentence before point, and prints the Doctor's answer." | |||
| 605 | (doctor-put-meaning ibm 'mach) | 604 | (doctor-put-meaning ibm 'mach) |
| 606 | (doctor-put-meaning pc 'mach) | 605 | (doctor-put-meaning pc 'mach) |
| 607 | (doctor-put-meaning bitching 'foul) | 606 | (doctor-put-meaning bitching 'foul) |
| 607 | (doctor-put-meaning shit 'foul) | ||
| 608 | (doctor-put-meaning bastard 'foul) | 608 | (doctor-put-meaning bastard 'foul) |
| 609 | (doctor-put-meaning damn 'foul) | 609 | (doctor-put-meaning damn 'foul) |
| 610 | (doctor-put-meaning damned 'foul) | 610 | (doctor-put-meaning damned 'foul) |
| @@ -679,6 +679,7 @@ reads the sentence before point, and prints the Doctor's answer." | |||
| 679 | (doctor-put-meaning lonely 'mood) | 679 | (doctor-put-meaning lonely 'mood) |
| 680 | (doctor-put-meaning angry 'mood) | 680 | (doctor-put-meaning angry 'mood) |
| 681 | (doctor-put-meaning mad 'mood) | 681 | (doctor-put-meaning mad 'mood) |
| 682 | (doctor-put-meaning pissed 'mood) | ||
| 682 | (doctor-put-meaning jealous 'mood) | 683 | (doctor-put-meaning jealous 'mood) |
| 683 | (doctor-put-meaning afraid 'fear) | 684 | (doctor-put-meaning afraid 'fear) |
| 684 | (doctor-put-meaning terrified 'fear) | 685 | (doctor-put-meaning terrified 'fear) |
| @@ -692,6 +693,8 @@ reads the sentence before point, and prints the Doctor's answer." | |||
| 692 | (doctor-put-meaning cocks 'sexnoun) | 693 | (doctor-put-meaning cocks 'sexnoun) |
| 693 | (doctor-put-meaning dick 'sexnoun) | 694 | (doctor-put-meaning dick 'sexnoun) |
| 694 | (doctor-put-meaning dicks 'sexnoun) | 695 | (doctor-put-meaning dicks 'sexnoun) |
| 696 | (doctor-put-meaning cunt 'sexnoun) | ||
| 697 | (doctor-put-meaning cunts 'sexnoun) | ||
| 695 | (doctor-put-meaning prostitute 'sexnoun) | 698 | (doctor-put-meaning prostitute 'sexnoun) |
| 696 | (doctor-put-meaning condom 'sexnoun) | 699 | (doctor-put-meaning condom 'sexnoun) |
| 697 | (doctor-put-meaning sex 'sexnoun) | 700 | (doctor-put-meaning sex 'sexnoun) |
| @@ -750,14 +753,18 @@ reads the sentence before point, and prints the Doctor's answer." | |||
| 750 | (doctor-put-meaning wine 'alcohol) | 753 | (doctor-put-meaning wine 'alcohol) |
| 751 | (doctor-put-meaning whiskey 'alcohol) | 754 | (doctor-put-meaning whiskey 'alcohol) |
| 752 | (doctor-put-meaning scotch 'alcohol) | 755 | (doctor-put-meaning scotch 'alcohol) |
| 756 | (doctor-put-meaning fuck 'sexverb) | ||
| 757 | (doctor-put-meaning fucked 'sexverb) | ||
| 753 | (doctor-put-meaning screw 'sexverb) | 758 | (doctor-put-meaning screw 'sexverb) |
| 754 | (doctor-put-meaning screwing 'sexverb) | 759 | (doctor-put-meaning screwing 'sexverb) |
| 760 | (doctor-put-meaning fucking 'sexverb) | ||
| 755 | (doctor-put-meaning rape 'sexverb) | 761 | (doctor-put-meaning rape 'sexverb) |
| 756 | (doctor-put-meaning raped 'sexverb) | 762 | (doctor-put-meaning raped 'sexverb) |
| 757 | (doctor-put-meaning kiss 'sexverb) | 763 | (doctor-put-meaning kiss 'sexverb) |
| 758 | (doctor-put-meaning kissing 'sexverb) | 764 | (doctor-put-meaning kissing 'sexverb) |
| 759 | (doctor-put-meaning kisses 'sexverb) | 765 | (doctor-put-meaning kisses 'sexverb) |
| 760 | (doctor-put-meaning screws 'sexverb) | 766 | (doctor-put-meaning screws 'sexverb) |
| 767 | (doctor-put-meaning fucks 'sexverb) | ||
| 761 | (doctor-put-meaning because 'conj) | 768 | (doctor-put-meaning because 'conj) |
| 762 | (doctor-put-meaning but 'conj) | 769 | (doctor-put-meaning but 'conj) |
| 763 | (doctor-put-meaning however 'conj) | 770 | (doctor-put-meaning however 'conj) |
| @@ -1072,6 +1079,7 @@ the subject noun, and return the portion of the sentence following it." | |||
| 1072 | explain explained explains | 1079 | explain explained explains |
| 1073 | fart farts feel feels felt fight fights find finds finding | 1080 | fart farts feel feels felt fight fights find finds finding |
| 1074 | forget forgets forgot fought found | 1081 | forget forgets forgot fought found |
| 1082 | fuck fucked fucking fucks | ||
| 1075 | gave get gets getting give gives go goes going gone got gotten | 1083 | gave get gets getting give gives go goes going gone got gotten |
| 1076 | had harm harms has hate hated hates have having | 1084 | had harm harms has hate hated hates have having |
| 1077 | hear heard hears hearing help helped helping helps | 1085 | hear heard hears hearing help helped helping helps |