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| -rw-r--r-- | lisp/play/doctor.el | 22 |
1 files changed, 14 insertions, 8 deletions
diff --git a/lisp/play/doctor.el b/lisp/play/doctor.el index b1edcefaf88..abac1b43a5c 100644 --- a/lisp/play/doctor.el +++ b/lisp/play/doctor.el | |||
| @@ -1,6 +1,7 @@ | |||
| 1 | ;;; doctor.el --- psychological help for frustrated users. | 1 | ;;; doctor.el --- psychological help for frustrated users. |
| 2 | ;;; (censored version--see below) | ||
| 2 | 3 | ||
| 3 | ;; Copyright (C) 1985, 1987, 1994 Free Software Foundation, Inc. | 4 | ;; Copyright (C) 1985, 1987, 1994, 1996 Free Software Foundation, Inc. |
| 4 | 5 | ||
| 5 | ;; Maintainer: FSF | 6 | ;; Maintainer: FSF |
| 6 | ;; Keywords: games | 7 | ;; Keywords: games |
| @@ -28,6 +29,16 @@ | |||
| 28 | ;; phrase-production techniques similar to the classic ELIZA demonstration | 29 | ;; phrase-production techniques similar to the classic ELIZA demonstration |
| 29 | ;; of pseudo-AI. | 30 | ;; of pseudo-AI. |
| 30 | 31 | ||
| 32 | ;; This file has been censored by the Communications Decency Act. | ||
| 33 | ;; Some of its features were removed. The law was promoted as a ban | ||
| 34 | ;; on pornography, but it bans far more than that. The doctor program | ||
| 35 | ;; did not contain pornograpy, but part of it was prohibited | ||
| 36 | ;; nonetheless. | ||
| 37 | |||
| 38 | ;; For information on US government censorship of the Internet, and | ||
| 39 | ;; what you can do to bring back freedom of the press, see the web | ||
| 40 | ;; site http://www.vtw.org/ | ||
| 41 | |||
| 31 | ;;; Code: | 42 | ;;; Code: |
| 32 | 43 | ||
| 33 | (defun doctor-cadr (x) (car (cdr x))) | 44 | (defun doctor-cadr (x) (car (cdr x))) |
| @@ -68,6 +79,8 @@ reads the sentence before point, and prints the Doctor's answer." | |||
| 68 | (setq mode-name "Doctor") | 79 | (setq mode-name "Doctor") |
| 69 | (turn-on-auto-fill) | 80 | (turn-on-auto-fill) |
| 70 | (doctor-type '(i am the psychotherapist \. | 81 | (doctor-type '(i am the psychotherapist \. |
| 82 | for your protection, i have been censored according to | ||
| 83 | the Communications Decency Act \. | ||
| 71 | ($ please) ($ describe) your ($ problems) \. | 84 | ($ please) ($ describe) your ($ problems) \. |
| 72 | each time you are finished talking, type \R\E\T twice \.)) | 85 | each time you are finished talking, type \R\E\T twice \.)) |
| 73 | (insert "\n")) | 86 | (insert "\n")) |
| @@ -603,7 +616,6 @@ reads the sentence before point, and prints the Doctor's answer." | |||
| 603 | (doctor-put-meaning ibm 'mach) | 616 | (doctor-put-meaning ibm 'mach) |
| 604 | (doctor-put-meaning pc 'mach) | 617 | (doctor-put-meaning pc 'mach) |
| 605 | (doctor-put-meaning bitching 'foul) | 618 | (doctor-put-meaning bitching 'foul) |
| 606 | (doctor-put-meaning shit 'foul) | ||
| 607 | (doctor-put-meaning bastard 'foul) | 619 | (doctor-put-meaning bastard 'foul) |
| 608 | (doctor-put-meaning damn 'foul) | 620 | (doctor-put-meaning damn 'foul) |
| 609 | (doctor-put-meaning damned 'foul) | 621 | (doctor-put-meaning damned 'foul) |
| @@ -692,8 +704,6 @@ reads the sentence before point, and prints the Doctor's answer." | |||
| 692 | (doctor-put-meaning cocks 'sexnoun) | 704 | (doctor-put-meaning cocks 'sexnoun) |
| 693 | (doctor-put-meaning dick 'sexnoun) | 705 | (doctor-put-meaning dick 'sexnoun) |
| 694 | (doctor-put-meaning dicks 'sexnoun) | 706 | (doctor-put-meaning dicks 'sexnoun) |
| 695 | (doctor-put-meaning cunt 'sexnoun) | ||
| 696 | (doctor-put-meaning cunts 'sexnoun) | ||
| 697 | (doctor-put-meaning prostitute 'sexnoun) | 707 | (doctor-put-meaning prostitute 'sexnoun) |
| 698 | (doctor-put-meaning condom 'sexnoun) | 708 | (doctor-put-meaning condom 'sexnoun) |
| 699 | (doctor-put-meaning sex 'sexnoun) | 709 | (doctor-put-meaning sex 'sexnoun) |
| @@ -751,18 +761,14 @@ reads the sentence before point, and prints the Doctor's answer." | |||
| 751 | (doctor-put-meaning wine 'alcohol) | 761 | (doctor-put-meaning wine 'alcohol) |
| 752 | (doctor-put-meaning whiskey 'alcohol) | 762 | (doctor-put-meaning whiskey 'alcohol) |
| 753 | (doctor-put-meaning scotch 'alcohol) | 763 | (doctor-put-meaning scotch 'alcohol) |
| 754 | (doctor-put-meaning fuck 'sexverb) | ||
| 755 | (doctor-put-meaning fucked 'sexverb) | ||
| 756 | (doctor-put-meaning screw 'sexverb) | 764 | (doctor-put-meaning screw 'sexverb) |
| 757 | (doctor-put-meaning screwing 'sexverb) | 765 | (doctor-put-meaning screwing 'sexverb) |
| 758 | (doctor-put-meaning fucking 'sexverb) | ||
| 759 | (doctor-put-meaning rape 'sexverb) | 766 | (doctor-put-meaning rape 'sexverb) |
| 760 | (doctor-put-meaning raped 'sexverb) | 767 | (doctor-put-meaning raped 'sexverb) |
| 761 | (doctor-put-meaning kiss 'sexverb) | 768 | (doctor-put-meaning kiss 'sexverb) |
| 762 | (doctor-put-meaning kissing 'sexverb) | 769 | (doctor-put-meaning kissing 'sexverb) |
| 763 | (doctor-put-meaning kisses 'sexverb) | 770 | (doctor-put-meaning kisses 'sexverb) |
| 764 | (doctor-put-meaning screws 'sexverb) | 771 | (doctor-put-meaning screws 'sexverb) |
| 765 | (doctor-put-meaning fucks 'sexverb) | ||
| 766 | (doctor-put-meaning because 'conj) | 772 | (doctor-put-meaning because 'conj) |
| 767 | (doctor-put-meaning but 'conj) | 773 | (doctor-put-meaning but 'conj) |
| 768 | (doctor-put-meaning however 'conj) | 774 | (doctor-put-meaning however 'conj) |